Art
Slate has a nice piece on The Poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld taken from his previous writings. An example:

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

I think this art form begs to be applied to others in the administration. One of these days when I'm bored . . .
Thanks Landru for pointing me in the left direction