The Cheneys - The True Story
Ok, I've been trying to make fun of the Cheneys, but I couldn't. I have been doing a bit of research hoping for inspiration, but that didn't work either. So I'll just drop a few more obscure tidbits on you. Sorry Neal.

Rumor has it that the first time he went into hiding Dick, after years of envy, finally got a reproduction of George Schultz tiger tattoo on his ass? Unfortunately he got a discounted artist who used Tony the Tiger as a model. Word is Lynne loved it.

Remember when Lynne testified about the horrid lyrics of Eminem? Apparently it was all a plan to throw the press off of the trail of their affair which continues today. He seems to go into hiding less often than Dick.

In order to keep Dick occupied when he is "out of sight" he has been rehearsing for the long awaited opera version of Dr. Strangelove in which he expects to star.

That's all for today. Maybe next year.