Why thank you. You know, one day I was just sitting there watching Bowling for Dollars and I thought to myself "If I had a bigger penis, maybe I'd get laid instead of just sitting here and
And then it hit me. Damn, those pop up ads on the internet. That's the answer. I'm sure whatever they have to sell me is safe and comes with a lifetime guarantee. So I sent in my money and now I've got enough to satisfy you baby. Come on. You know you want it.