Where Are the WMD?
My Local Paper had a contest to find out. Here are a few of the top 10 winners:

"He changed the invoices and had them shipped to, and stored at, the National Records Center in Suitland, Md. All we need to find them is the right reference number. I believe they are next to the box which has the Ark of the Covenant."

"I have them," signed Jayson Blair, journalist, New York, New York

"Saddam lost them to Bill Bennett in a high-stakes game of Caribbean Poker."

"A thorough search of the Gulf of Tonkin might be revealing."

Folks should have asked the public long ago.