By Now You Know
about how Our President was massaging the shoulders of German Chancellor Angela Merkel. You might have even seen the film on The Daily Show. But what you may have missed is Patriotboy's take on it. Don't forget to scroll down to the Update where he points out that "inappropriate touching is a power granted to the President under Article 2 of the Constitution."
I think I inadvertently stumbled upon a truth when I realized that we have to make fun of this and the food falling out of his mouth and all of his other dumb frat-boy alcoholic antics so that we don't have to actually realize that this dork is the President of the United States.
Thanks to Landru who phoned me at an uncivilized hour to share.