Showing posts with label John McCain was a POW for 5 1/2 years. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John McCain was a POW for 5 1/2 years. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Governor Palin's National Security Experience and Beyond

First we have Campbell Brown interviewing pwning Tucker Bounds on the Goveror's national security experience. Seriously this one is worth watching.


And then the McCain campaign went all hissyfit pissy and cancelled Senator McCain's appearance on Larry King Live. (ThinkProgress has the video of Wolf Blitzer making that announcement.)

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. Apparently the Senator is so accustomed to having the media wipe his nose (I cleaned it up.) that anything remotely difficult or challenging is enough to get him all pushed out of shape.

It seems to me that the best strategy for going forward is to just keep pissing him off until he blows up and stomps off during one of those debates. The prospect is delicious.

Day One Of The Republican National Convention



I think you can write your own caption without my help.

via Princess Sparkle Pony

Monday, September 01, 2008

Hello Young Lovers

I'm sure it is hard for you to believe but there were people who were skeptical of my theory that John McCain selected Sarah Palin because he had one of those pathetic old-people boners. Thankfully The Jed Report has come to my aid and offered the following. I think this closes the argument.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Republican National Committee Crumbles Before Our Eyes

Update below

I had planned to do my final post about what the choice of Vice Presidential nominees revealed about each of the candidates, but that seems to have been overtaken by events. Instead this will be about the Republicans using another tragedy for their own selfish interests.
Tomorrow the Republican National Convention will gavel their convention in session, do a bit of back room business (platform, electing officials) and gavel out about two hours later. John McCain claims that they think it would be unseemly to Conventioneer with that hurricane threatening our people. (He didn't think Katrina was much of a problem when he was eating cake with Mr. Bush, as I recall.) The Times explains
Amid extraordinary circumstances that remain extremely uncertain, many questions remain unanswered, including whether Mr. McCain and Mrs. Palin will actually appear at the convention here to accept their party’s nominations and what the schedule might look like for the rest of what had been expected to be a four-day political coronation for Mr. McCain and his vice presidential nominee.

Rick Davis, the McCain-Palin campaign manager, said organizers are proceeding on a day-by-day basis, monitoring the course of the storm and its damage.
Stunning.

If they flush the toilets will it produce a surge down the Mississippi to New Orleans? (h/t to Landru for that line)

This, of course, would be the perfect platform from which to speak about the problem, address what needs to be done, and even to ask the American people to help out. They have four nights of prime time coverage on all of the networks and news cable outlets. And they're not sure whether they will show up or not?

My theory is that they are coming apart at the seams. There are women like Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Jodi Rell who were just told "fuck you." There are folks running for office downstream, beyond the Congresional members and wannabes who can't possibly get up there and support the ticket with a straight face, not and hope to win their races, anyway. I can't really see too many folks beyond Mr. McCain's favorite butt-boys, Lindsey Graham (who knew he couldn't be nominated without a wife -- and yes, that means what you think it means) and Joe Lieberman who was apparently vetoed by Karl Rove being able to say "YAY" with a straight face.

Politics is an insider game. Senator McCain was on the margin before, but now that he has publicly said FUCK YOU to such a large segment of the party, I expect it will take a while to get it together. And then there is Governor Palin who has to learn to give a big kick-ass speech between now and Wednesday. (I don't suppose they will have her hubby introducing her.)

Besides all that, it is harder to say "I was a POW for 5 1/2 years" when folks are dying. Good luck with that convention thing, party of Lincoln.


Update
- The L. A. Times is compiling a list of no-shows at the convention.

At least 10 incumbent senators, plus several Senate candidates, have sent their regrets. Only three incumbents in hotly contested races, including Kentucky's Mitch McConnell, the Senate minority leader, will join the partygoers.

"It's probably easier to say who is attending," said Rebecca Fisher, spokeswoman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee. But the list is "a moving target," she added. ...
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will bow out to stay in California and deal with a budget stalemate, and Govs. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana and Rick Perry of Texas said they would cancel their prime-time convention appearances because of the threat to the Gulf Coast from Hurricane Gustav.


The piece cites many more. Hard to see how they have enough to have a convention.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sarah Palin, Barbarian

I'm offering this because instead of saving it for a more opportune time because, as I went Googling about the Intertubes this morning I find that many Sarah Palin material and web sites have been removed/pulled down/redirected to the JohnMcCain web site. (You can find it yourself. You don't need a link from me.) Interesting that she has the identical smile in both photos. I guess they learn that at Beauty Queen Camp.
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Friday, August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin, Dick Magnet, with updates

Updates I, II, III, IV and Final Update That I Couldn't Resist below:
John McCain's pick for a Vice Presidential nominee. It looks like he will have somebody else to refer to as a cunt.

Today John McCain is 73. Sarah Palin, age 44, has been the Governor of Alaska for less than two years. She has no other experience. (There goes the "Obama lacks experience" argument.) She is under investigation for something or other that happened in her office. She is wildly anti-choice.

Seriously, isn't McCain a little old to still be pretending he can get it up, Cialis or no? His only consistent throughout his career is chasing blonde "Miss HotShitOfTheDay."

Poor Cindy.

Look, the man is likely to croak. He is 73, has a history of multiple cancers, and won't release his medical records. The party that has been griping bout Obama's experience now thinks that they can sell her as a replacement whe he dies or -- more likely -- is declared incompetent. It seems like they just tossed their best card in the sewer.

Then again, I can't wait to watch her debate Biden.

Update I - It didn't occur to me how much older she would make McCain look just standing next to him. She even makes Cindy (who she calls Mrs. McCain) look old.

Update II
- Geez she's been pumping babies out for nearly 20 years. She has a 5 month old and one in the Army. And they have names like Trig and Bristol and Willow. She is amazingly hickish.

Update III
- Well at least she can deliver Alaska for McCain. Oh, wait ...

Update IV - Just in case anybody is worried about this, make sure you catch Letterman, Leno, and Jon Stewart. I think they will all make it crystal clear.

Final Update
- Governor Palin? Supported and stumped for ... wait for it ... Pat Buchanan, that racist, anti-semitic craphead who was mooning over Senator Obama's speech last night -- in 1996. *swoon*