Saturday, June 07, 2008

You've Been Left Behind

because "no one knows the day or hour"

I expect that some of you have been lax in preparing for The Rapture. Don't be shaking your heads out there. I know you aren't properly prepared. Now, via "You've Been Left Behind" you can not only store documents that I don't know why you would want them after you've moved on, but ... No, I'll let them explain.

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

This service is only $40 a year. If enough folks sign up they imply that the subsequent annual cost might go down.

via The Consumerist


Kimmah said...

Just when I think I've seen it all............

I "know" some folks that would probably sign up for this.

BadTux said...

The kind of dimwits who sign up for stuff like this are the same ones who supported Moral Oral Roberts (whose son is apparently a degenerate) and the morally upright Republican Party (hmm, how many Republican legislators have been caught en flagrante with other women, other men, or young boys, again?). They are eternally credulous and believe everything they're told by those who they've chosen as their leader. They've drunk the kool-aid, and want the rest of us to drink it.

Sad to say, 50% of all people are below average. And average ain't so smart in the U S of A nowdays, from what I can tell :-(.

- Badtux the Cynical Penguin